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STAAR test survivor

Max Bowman, Staff Writer

May 13, 2016

Filed under Satire

It was all too much for me. Was the Civil War between us and the Canadians, or the Mexicans? I don’t know. I couldn’t answer. After the incident, I’ve been having flashbacks, anxiety. It’s all consuming. I developed PTSD...

Best of English 3 Satire

Max Bowman, Staff Writer

April 20, 2016

Filed under Satire

These are some the best student written satires from the English 3 satire project.

Students in critical condition after protesting lunch

Max Bowman and Akhil Kumbum

April 18, 2016

Filed under Satire

“A” lunch today at Vandegrift was interrupted when a group of protesters blocked the passage through the cafeteria. Eye witness reports told us that the group resembled a giant mass of cheesecake, as the mass of protestors was s...

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